Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Seven days, approx.

Not that I'm counting. Cue Brian Vaughan Williams...

<Begin obligatory weather mention>

It was stinking hot today too (14 degrees and sunny). I'm going to miss all this good weather when I get back to Sunny Oz next Thursday afternoon at 15:00.

</End obligatory weather mention>

I'm gearing up for the last week of my sixth extended stay here. Wow, that means the majority of my life for the last seven years has been spent in België. I must like it here, even though I Still Call Australia Home (cue Qantas ad). I am looking forward to getting back Down Under and living a life of sloth for two and a bit months, before work takes off again in mid-Januaraa.

This last week is going to be Intense, as my sister should be arriving tomorrow from London where she has been messing up the digital TV in Martin's place, not to be confused with the Sydney GPO. She will be staying for the week so it will be non-stop party action at Jeff's place. Also, Hedwig (no relation to Harry, Ron, Scabbers or any of the other Mötley Crüe. How do you pronounce 'Mötley Crüe' anyway?) is coming up for a coupla days in order to take the next step to becoming a Cyclingnews Jedi KnightTM. Strong in the Force, she is.

Google is going to have a field day with all of this. People will be so disappointed when they search for "Harry Potter Digital TV Jedi Knight" and end up with Jeff's Bilgespot as the number one hit. Tough titties.

Today has been spent cleaning and making millions from the Internet, in that order. Millions is a somewhat nebulous term, and doesn't necessarily refer to money. Think of it as virtual millions, which can be converted into real millions by applying a simple conversion factor, namely 10 to the power of the temperature that Hell freezes over, expressed in Kelvin. NB: This temperature is somewhat lower than the temperature at which the Schelde freezes over. That should give you a Clue.

Having converted your millions into real figures, you can then go about investing them into goods. I recommend blue chip concerns such as Belgian beer, and lots of it. As an aside, I took all of my empties back to the supermarché today and funneled them all through the nifty little machine that you put beer bottles in. I had quite a few and they were weighing me down, but afterwards I felt light of heart and soul as I was given a bon for €2.00 (10 cents a bottle). I worked out with my third year University maths that I must have drunk 357 bottles in the last week or two. No wonder they were weighing me down.

The really cool thing is, you can use the bon to buy even more beer at the supermarché, to the value of the bon! It's a perpetual beer economy system and I reckon it's brilliant. If you're desperate you can also spend the bon on food-related activity programs, including muesli bars and ice cream, which form the bulk of my diet at the moment. Besides beer.

ObRideReport

Yesterday was Deinze sub-TT day, and I broke my record 'cos there wasn't much wind. Basically I go hard for two hours without going much above 160bpm. It's a good aerobic workout but because you're still a fair way off your threshold, you recover quite quickly. I was a bit sore today, but not drained. Door to door I did 70 km in 1hr49, with the middle 66 km in 1:41:30 - about four minutes quicker than last week, when it was admittedly a lot windier. Also, not having ridden very hard on Sunday helped.

Today I could manage four hours which was great, so I paid a visit to the Paterberg and the Koppenberg for old times' sake. The Paterberg is not too bad, because there's a gutter on the left that you can ride up without venturing onto the cobbles. The Koppenberg is a mongrel. It was repaved a few years ago and was relatively easy to climb, but now all the cobbles have separated again and it's almost as bad as it used to be. There's a bit of grass growing between the cobbles too, which would be a misery in the wet.

Today was dry and even using my 39x25, it was still a bloody grovel. I normally do it in a 42x23, and I really couldn't detect much difference between the two gears. Also, I've decided that in its current setup, the Flandria is not really suitable for cobbles. The wheels are Mavic Ksyriums which are great all-round wheels but they are too bloody stiff on cobbles. I'd use the Topolinos or just normal spoked wheels any day. Despite this, the bike is really good for climbs and I've been consistently faster on it than on my GT up all the hills around here.

But I'll have a new toy to play with when I get home - a Davitamon-Lotto Ridley Damocles. Probably one of the first in the new colours. Phwoar! I'm picking it up next Monday so I'll take it home and test it in Oz. It's a full carbon jobbie and it'll be the first carbon fibre frame I've ever ridden on. Tres nice! Now, what to do with the Flandria...

Doping is everywhere

Forget cycling, let's clamp down on those drug cheats in the music industry! And I'm not talking about regular pop music either. Oh no, look what the classical musicians have been getting away with for years in this New York Times article. (Sorry, you may have to register with the NYT to read this, but it's free)

This really opened my eyes. Luckily I didn't pursue a career as a classical pianist, otherwise I would have become embroiled in this dark, drug-crazed world. It gives "performance enhancing" a whole new context. Imagine if you knew Brendel's rendition of Beethoven's Opus 106 was drug-assisted. You'd feel cheated and swindled, wouldn't you? Admit it, deep down, you know it's wrong. What a farce, I tell you! It's got to stop. Just Say No.

And while we're at it, we may as well ban all drugs. Let the sick fend for themselves. Survival of the fittest and all that. If they can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen and other well-worn clichés. Note: well-worn cliché is a cliché too.

I have sent an email to Mr. Brendel asking him if he ever used performance-enhancing drugs. If he doesn't respond (or is dead) then I'll brand him a drug cheat and burn all my CD's. I'll have to burn this laptop too, which will mean I won't be able to produce any more bilge until I get another one. Quelle tragedy.

What's more, no beer has been consumed during the course of the evening. Amazing, but true. I'm saving it all for Lucy's Visit.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Forgot

This was meant to be part of the last bilge but somehow it got censored by my delete key. Fancy that. My mind is like a sieve so what follows will not be a verbatim replication.

I noted that there was a local government election back in sunny Oz last weekend, which, unfortunately I couldn't attend. Get me out of here - I want to vote! I couldn't find the necessary authoritaa to sign my postal vote so I didn't. Sorry.

After reading some reports on the SMH, it appears that the existing government (Shooting Party) got back in with an increased majority. Oh well. The alternative (Silly Party) was not up to it, once again. Oh well. I would have voted for the Raving Loony Party anyway. They didn't get much of a look in either.

Please explain?

Training

The worthy burgers of the Schelde aren't too interested in going hard any more, as it's October and the cyclo-tourist season has finished. I don't blame them either! I had my "off season" in September but am now trying to bash myself into shape for the crits in Oz.

So today I set off after Patrick "De Witte" and a couple of others at exactly the same point as last week - at the very top of the hill, halfway between Gavere and Zwalm. The bunch did give chase and it was less than 10 seconds behind me when I finally caught Patrick. I sat up for a bit but Patrick had a better idea and did another turn, so I followed suit and we opened up a gap. That was the last the bunch saw of us until we turned around for the second lap at Zwijnaarde.

Patrick wisely stopped working at the foot of the Molenberg, leaving me to do a 40km TT with him tucked in safely, shouting words of encouragement occasionally :-) We picked up a few more along the Schelde - Jules, Karl and eventually Lucien. That was a long turn! But it was good training, as I could keep it about 5-10 beats below threshold on the way back. All up it was 55 km (first bridge -> Zwijnaarde) in 1:28:00, which is nowhere near the best time (about 1:22:00) but it will satisfy me. We weren't going hard at the beginning.

Tomorrow should be easier, if indeed there's a bunch. Last Sunday I had to do the whole ride solo, so I went a different way. I have yet to do the Paterberg and Koppenberg on the Flandria, but I will. It's really fast on all the other hills that I've taken it over. Oohlala.

Then Lombardy. Nice race! The Kid (Cunego) won, and is looking like the next big star. Basso was a little frustrated, and probably did too much work. He didn't have quite enough for a killer solo attack on the last climb. Boogerd rode well, given that he was sick for most of the week. Evans and Nardello...well what can you say? Two T-Mobiles in the break of five and they finish fourth and fifth. Admittedly, there weren't many kilometres to play with.

Bettini took the World Cup after psyching out Rebellin in the finale. Rebellin couldn't shake Bettini off his wheel so he cracked. Nice going Il Grillo!



Tuesday, October 12, 2004

2 weeks

Not that I'm counting. Cue John Rachmaninov...

The autumn weather has been good though: Beautiful sunny days, getting up to 20 degrees sometimes. I hope it continues for a bit longer! My sister Luce is coming for a Visit next week, having just flown across the pond to Londres on a plane. She should be able to experience the wonderful Belgian weather.

I don't think much of this Augustijn Grand Cru. It's probably off. What a waste of a 9% beer. I'll drink it anyway just in case it isn't off.

Back to beautiful sunny days and sleep. I should mention the Flandria again, because I'm really enjoying this bike. Been riding it lots, as per Eddy Merckx's training recommendation. The bunch is getting smaller though, probably because all the (alleged) dopers are being caught. Actually, Verhagen only joined the bunch after he was caught, and I haven't seen much of him lately anyway. Mr. Yates, J. has gone home, but hasn't explained his high testosterone levels to the Belgian feds yet. And now, Mario De Clercq has (allegedly) been found with growth hormones in his house and markings in his diary relating hematocrit levels to the taking of unspecified products! But they were supposedly fictitious and merely part of his research for writing a novel one day.

You see the lengths people will go to do win the sprint? I think they are all afraid - very afraid - of Guido, and well they should be! He was in very good condition over the last two months and that probably cracked De Clercq, who couldn't even bring him back last Sunday week.

I have thus decided to write a novel, maybe about my fantasies of winning the Schelde sprint against these guys. I have been writing notes in my diary, relating the amount of muesli bars, chocolate and beer consumed on the previous day to my sprinting speed. There is a clear, but totally fictitious correlation. e.g. three beers at 9%, 5.2% and 4.8% = a slight hangover, dehydration and 57 km/h.

Note 1: Augustijn Grand Cru (9%) needs to be washed down with Palm Speciale (5.2%) just in case it's off. I don't think it was, but I had to make sure. I now have Doubts about the Palm Speciale. If these Doubts continue, I will need to restock the Beer fridge. There have been shocking depredations in that department of late. I must check the fridge again - I could have sworn there was more beer in there five minutes ago...

Other stuff

Had lunch with the Elder Sunderlands today in a somewhat trendy little spot in Gent centrum. Took about an hour to get food due to having only one chef but that was ok because it left time for idle chatter. The decor was noteworthy - the bottom half of the restauraaaaa was all modern, but the top bit was original XXXth century with painted wooden beams and bare bricks and stuff. Interesting combo - on the one hand it looked as if the workmen had left it half done and gone off for a (slow) lunch break, but on the other it actually worked. So I now know of a place to have lunch in Gent where it takes an hour to get food.

Back to ogling train timetables from Gent to Zaventem luchthaven...

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Today is Woensdag

Cue Carl Beethoven...

After many months of bureaucratic sluggishness (is there any other kind?) I became an officially legal member of Belgium today. That is to say, I got my ID card. The process started back in April when I applied for the thing, had to wait a month while the police came to check that I actually lived here. I do in body, at least. Then I needed to go back and sign a whole lotta papers before they at Dienst Vreemdelingen Bevolking gave me a temporary ID card.

Note: each time you visit the Dienst you need to take a number and wait for two hours because there are only four service windows, with generally one of them actually serving. I tried to go to the Belgian bevolking dienst on the other side of the building, which had 10 windows and zero waiting time, but I was ordered to go and wait with the Turks. I marvel at the efficiency of this place.

Anyway, I still needed to prove that I had a job, so that took more months because the Tour and stuff got in the way. I finally returned triumphant in September, employer's attestation in hand, and gave it to the worthy folks at the above Dienst. They were very generous in handling my query because I missed my number being called by about three microseconds and was frowned upon. It wasn't enough to get the final ID card though - I had to come back in a month, by which time it had all been approved.

So today I went back, waited for two and a half hours (it was actually half an hour after closing time by the time I got served) and paid €7 to get my final ID card. Woo hoo! I was so proud. Another week and I would have had to re-apply. What a riveting tale.

At the moment I am still tired but also bored. That's a bad combination, but doing nothing for two and a half hours this arvo was probably a good idea. I was going to write something else, but upon re-reading the above I realise that it will be even more tedious so I will refrain. On second thoughts...

Google and other search engines are now finding this bilge because there are now more than 35,000 words on it. Hell, that's not too far short of my Ph.D thesis, and it's somehow emerged in about five months of very part time beer-fueled contributions. I conclude, therefore, that my Ph.D thesis should have been a blog.

In a few weeks, you'll be able to type in "beer" and "Ph.D" into Yahoo!, Google or MSN, and this bilgespot will probably be third on the list. That's scary.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Four non-blogs

Jeez that was a crap band. Give me Caspar Carl Beethoven any day.

Enough of the pleasantries, it's time to put finger to keyboard again for the sake of the all powerful Bilgespot.com. It behooves me to state that the World Road Championships and the Madness of General Franco (the Vuelta) are now officially over for another season. That is a good thing, because four weeks of fun in the sun has been too much for my lobotomised brain cell to handle. I won't go into details, but I had to drink all of my beer one night when things got outta hand. It worked surprisingly well.

On the Monday After, I suddenly hit a complete black hole and found myself watching the end of 12 Monkeys instead. Odd movie by Terry Gilliam which really bakes your noodle with a time travel loop.

Today (Tuesday according to the Julian calendar) presented a ripe opportunity to go for a longish ride on my new Flandria CSS-1 bike with Campagnolo Veloce 10 Speed Phwoar and mismatching pedals. After much humming and har-ing I decided not to amputate both feet. Only time will tell whether I made the correct choice. Suffice it to say that this is a bloody nice bike to ride, and I barely had to make any adjustments to it once I hopped on.

I managed to get four hours in today for 140km, and for the first time in ages I felt good for the whole ride. After I left the rather modestly sized bunch at Zingem, I did a few hills and even some of the cobbles at Mater, although I cheated and rode on the bike path, as you do. It was such a cool ride, and I could even ignore the drizzle for the last 25km.

On to more pressing news. It has come to my attention that we are in October, and that means that it's only three weeks and approx. 2 days until I return to the sunny shores of Oz. Woo hoo! A ticker-tape parade will not be necessary, but a welcome home buffet at Charles Kingsford-Smith Airport would certainly go down a treat.

Speaking of airports, I saw The Terminal with Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones, a relation of mine. They were in the movie too which was kinda cool. It was almost completely filmed inside an airport terminal set, and wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. One scene really cracked me up, and the effects of that can be seen here. I won't bother giving away the plot or the suspense will be ruined.

October weather has been kind so far. Despite a complete lack of sun, the temps haven't been much below 15-20 degrees. I remember a day in October last year when it was minus goddamn 5 in the morning and I had icicles forming on my nose. Oh well, there's still three weeks so give it time...

I will write more when it happens.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

A new bike, sorta


Me new bike

Although I've been working at CN for five years now, testing bikes has not been one of my main departments. I think I've test ridden one other machine in that time, but now I'm being inundated with the bloody things. Today's inundation came from England, where they now make Flandria bikes (or maybe they always did) and I am now in possession of a Flandria CSS-1 with Campagnolo Veloce 10 Speed Phwoar.

Actually I suspect it's a bit of a dud because if you look closely, you'll see that it didn't come with pedals. So I'll either have to send it back or chop off my feet. I haven't decided on an appropriate course of action, but I'm leaning towards the latter.

Things have slowed down a little today (and today only) after the Madness of the World Champeenships in Bardolino/Verona. Having that happen slap bang after the Vuelta was bloody ordinary, and I've told the UCI that they can keep their Pro Tour.

Family-related trivia: On day one, a Slovenian guy called Brajkovic won the U23 TT. I'm not sure if he drives like one though. Sorry, only three people will understand that one.

Of course it was jolly good to see Mick "Dodger" Rogers winning a real World Championship in the men's TT after he was denied by the cheating swine David Millar in Hamilton last year. The sad fact is, Millar probably didn't even need EPO to win - he won by 1'25 and said he was taking it steady after he got the gap. But the upshot of it was that Rogers had to wait until a few weeks ago to be presented with his 2003 rainbow jersey, and so he only did one race in it! Real rude deal man. So I was suitably chuffed when he crossed the line 20 seconds behind Michael "Ich Bin Der TT Monster" Rich to win the bloody thing. And to hear the Anthem by Lake Garda was nice.

As for the road races, lessee: Probably Bettini, Freire/Flecha, maybe Stuey, dark horse Nick Nuyens, Argentine ant Rebellin or Mr perpetual motion Ete Zabel. In the women's race I reckon Cooke and Melchers will have a serious go of it and maybe one of the Litouwers, despite internal Ructions that are threatening to rip the team apart. And Oenone Wood, pronounced Eh-no-nee.

Not much has happened in the last four weeks due to Vuelta/World's, but I did manage to drag myself out of bed on Sunday morning for the final Berchem ride of the season, a.k.a. the Sluitingsprijs Putte-Kapellen. Hadn't done one for a month and my training has been fairly minimal in between, sickness included. Anyway, everyone was up for it including snelle Eddy, Guido, The Kid (Piet Stevens), Guy Callens and the usual bunch.

The decisive move was made after about halfway, before we got to the climbs, when Guido and Eddy attacked (again) on the flat about 5 km before Frasnes. I waited because every other time, the Others had started chasing and that would have been an easier way to bring them back. I mean, you don't let the two strongest guys ride off the front without a bit of resistance, do you? Yep. Oh well.

They had a good 30 seconds and were rapidly disappearing up the road when I decided that some sort of rearguard action was necessary. One other guy agreed with me and we hared off after them at Mach 0.0037. But he only did one turn before waving ta-ta and returning to the fold of the bunch. I looked back, saw that I was halfway across and there was no option but to continue. Urgh. Why did I wait in the beginning? Too Late Now.

I caught them in another few km and completely spent all my reserves in the process. Eddy and Guido dragged me up the climbs but I could still contribute on the flats. We went a different way for the final, turning right at Flobecq(?) instead of left and doing a long - and by that stage extremely painful - false flat followed by a climb. I swapped off with Eddy until about 500m from the top when he jumped with Guido on his wheel. That turned out to be the finish, but I had to let them go anyway. God it hurts so much when you're a bit unfit. You ride the same way but end up hurting yourself a lot more. Even on the way back to the café, I was seeing stars on the Hotonde when Eddy drove it to the top.

This time I actually stopped in the café for a few reviving beverages. I had a couple of cokes and a Konijntje, which is like an Affligem but with a bit more sugar added in the brewing process. You can only get it at that café, Guido said. It tasted good but I would have been ruined with more than one. It also made the ride home very interesting - for the first part Guido and I were still swapping off at 36-38 km/h, and I couldn't feel my legs. Then the beer wore off and the fuzziness turned into complete glycogen debt for the last 25 km, where I was on my own, getting slower and slower. Ooooooooh dear. I did make it, but was down to about 22 km/h at the end.

Monday was a good day to sleep in.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

A week on

I feel approx. the same as last week but I am telling myself that things are improving. If I ride too hard, the sore throat comes back a bit, but I'm winning the battle.

Speaking of winning the battle, a Massive Congrats to Janelle Lindsay and Lindy Hou for winning the GOLD and Bronze at the Paralympics!! Youse totally rock, and it's good to see the Randwick Botany riders holding their own around the globe. Pete "The Machine" McDonald's win in the Grafton was also pretty cool (just a bit longer).

A tip for budding cyclists: Just Say No to Blood Transfusions if someone offers you one. Especially a heterologous one from an ice-cream eating rat or possum. Look what happened to Tyler.

OK, less than a week to go and then it's the World Championships. Who was the MAROON who designed the calendar this year? You don't squish it all together, you save something for the end. Oh well.

Gaan slapen.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Delay

My apologies for the delay in updating this 'ere Bilgespot. This past week has been een beetje hectisch en ik heb 90 uren gewerkt. Sorry for double Dutch again. Normally September isn't that busy, even with the Vuelta. But my main partner in crime, Chris Henry, left the week before it started. He told us back in May and it registered in the dim recesses of my brain cavity, but for some reason I just assumed he was gunna do the Vuelta too. Alas, no.

So a few weeks ago we had to fast-track all three of our Chris Henry Replacement Job Candidates and pull their names out of a hat. Actually it wasn't too difficult, because one of them made the mistake of ringing up Gerard at 4am one Sunday morning. Oops. Of the two remaining, one was German and one was an Aussie, so of course we chose the German :-) No nepotism here!

Thus, this week has been Training Week for Hedwig Kröner, who - I believe - is not related to Harry Potter. She normally lives in Saarbrücken, and occasionally in France, but fortunately her parents live in Brussels so it's not a big deal to commute to CN Central in Gent. After two days she still came back, so clearly I wasn't trying hard enough. Normally I am very trying.

The upshot of it is that it's been 12-14 hour days so I'm a bit like a zombie at the moment. It's taken me about 2.5 weeks to get rid of my cold as a result, but it hasn't been too bad. I crave sleep, but I refuse to sacrifice my short morning ride for an extra hour of zzzz. Mmmm...extra hour...maybe tomorrow.

It stopped raining too and we've had about 2 weeks of calm, dry weather, but now it's getting windy again and the "usual" Belgian weather pattern is returning. So I'll have something to grumble about again.

Current video clip: "We Are" by Ana Johnsson, from the Spiderman II flick. Ow.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The Seventy Gentlemen (and Two Ladies) of Verona


As you can see, I made the podium...

Act I, Scene I: Now is the August of our discontent

Let me start somewhere near the beginning. August will do nicely, as it's the time period After the Tour and I can complain about the weather. August started off quite well, following on from late July with a week of 30+ degree days. Being Belgium, this is as good as it gets and it was. When the weather finally broke, it rained for 17 of the next 18 days (I disquietingly keep track of these things).

Riding in the rain and cleaning the bike a lot became a completely normal thing, even though I wondered some times what the hell I was doing wearing leg and arm warmers in what is normally a Summer Month. I wondered the same thing for most of July too. I accept that the weather's going to be bad between October and March here, but the Belgian weather deity should go easy in the summer I reckon. I love complaining about the weather as there is nothing I can do about it, except perhaps drive a car more often.

Thus it didn't surprise me that while typing frantically on the Thursday night before the one and only Journo World Championships in Verona, I started getting that good ol' sore throat. Actually it did surprise me, because in the week before I'd managed to eat several cooked meals in a row. Maybe it was my body reacting to all those terrible health foods. "I want instant rice, dammit!" I could hear my stomach saying.

On Friday I went to the only chemist that was actually open near me (there are at least four) and stocked up on echinacea throat lozenges and nasal spray. I was also trying to eat enough garlic so that my neighbours would think I was Van Helsing. Armed with these mighty anti-sickness weapons, I merrily set off into the rain on Friday afternoon to Gent Sint-Pieters station to catch one of many trains that would eventually get me to Verona.

Act II, Scene I: Trains, trains and trains

The wheels threatened to fall off once I got to Brussels as my connection to Lyon Part Dieu was 25 minutes late. I calculated that would leave me just a few minutes to change trains at Lyon for Geneva, so I was hoping that the trusty TGV would try to make up some of the deficit on the way down through France. It didn't bother, and we arrived 26 minutes late, causing stress.

After sprinting with my bike bag in tow from one platform to the next, I made it in time and was Swiss-bound. It had stopped raining too, a novelty. The train to Geneva was pretty well empty, which I thought odd because I could have sworn that there was a convention happening there. Once I got to Geneva, I had to go through customs to get onto the next platform for the night train that would take me to Verona. The only thing I had to declare was that I had a sore throat, I was sick of traveling and I wanted to get there already.

The Geneva - Verona overnight train was my first experience at such a thing, and I won't forget it in a hurry. The Swiss conductor looked at me with a bemused smile on his face as I lugged my bike bag into the carriage. He told me that there were no more places for bikes on the train so I would have to keep it with me in the sleeping compartment. I thought that might be OK until I tried to manoeuvre it into the cabin, realising that it would take up all the available floor space and probably piss off my other three travelling companions. I eventually tied it to a railing in the narrow corridor outside, hoping that it would get stolen during the night so that I didn't have to drag it around any more.

The sleeping compartment supposedly slept six people, although I couldn't for the life of me figure out where the other two were going to sleep as there were just two seats and a bunk above each one. I was hoping it wouldn't come to that anyway, as it was crowded enough with four people. All (except me) were fluent in French, but one of them was actually a Londoner who had lived in Amsterdam for eight years and knew All the Languages. He obviously felt he needed the practice as he and his girlfriend talked non-stop until about 2:00am.

Having eaten my emergency box of muesli bars and apple somewhere between Lyon and Geneva, I was getting a bit peckish. There was apparently no dining car but we were able to get three bread rolls, butter and salami and water from the nice conductor, which made for a truly sumptuous repast! We were living like royalty on this train I tell you.

We rolled on at ridiculous speeds into the night and reached a mutual agreement to try and get some shut-eye, especially as the train was due in Verona at 5:37am. I was scoffing echinacea tablets, which were doing nothing, and snorting nasal spray like it was going out of style, trying to prevent my sore throat and headache from getting any worse. Fortunately it didn't, even when two Koreans who I thought were Dementors clambered into the carriage at 12:54am and took the remaining two sleeping positions. These were magically created by folding down the tops of the seats. One of the Dementors made noises about a lack of a pillow, so I generously donated my second one that I had stolen in the hope of being more comfortable. Besides, I didn't want to lose my soul on a train bound for Verona.

Somehow, sleep did claim me between about 2:00am and 5:00am which was better than I'd hoped for. In true Ian Thorpe style, I'd set my alarm for 5:17am in order to give me enough time to get myself up and out of the carriage by the scheduled arrival in Verona at 5:37am. But when we reached Brescia at that time, I knew something was amiss and that we were running late. 40 minutes late to be exact. Jeez, I thought Mussolini had fixed all that?

Armed with two stale croissants and some orange juice (our Official Breakfast) I finally disembarked in Verona Porta Nuova at 6:20-ish. After some searching I found the bus that would take me to Bussolengo, arriving there at 7:30-ish. It goes without saying that I missed the stop right outside the Tower Hotel, so I had a pleasant early morning stroll through the streets of Bussolengo, bike bag in tow, feeling just a tad under the weather. Fortunately, the Tower Hotel was impossible to miss. It was the only multi-story structure in Bussolengo and with its glaring mirrored purple windows, stood out like a sore thumb.

But I wasn't complaining once I got inside, expressing enormous relief to the receptionist who informed me that there was a room ready for me and I could go up there after leaving my bike bag in the garage. It was the nicest hotel room I'd ever seen, although my judgment was possibly impaired by last night's train trip. I saw two beds, climbed into one of them and was lost to the world until midday.

Act III, Scene I: Awake! Awake!


Ooh, looks nice

Feeling sub-human now, I put the bike back together and prepared to go for a bit of a cruise. I'd printed out the parcours and was curious to check it out, so armed with a series of Internet maps, I didn't even get lost between Bussolengo and Veronello, where the parcours was situated. It was 9.8 km along some of the smoothest roads I have ever ridden on: there was exactly one pothole along the entire course. The signs told me where to go for the Journo World's and I also noticed signs for the real World Championships in October. Some of the time trials go along these roads, which would explain why one part had been re-asphalted recently. It was a bit sticky in the hot sun, but I preferred that to the Belgian 15 degrees, mud and rain any day.

Apart from the road quality, the parcours was very nice. There was a series of short climbs just after the start/finish, none of them particularly hard on their own but the cumulative effect could be interesting. The first one was only about 300m but it wasjust steep enough to take the sting out of your legs. Then there was a slight drop before the next "climb", which was more like a drag with a steeper pinch at the top. That was followed by another downhill, then across a bridge over the autostrada before turning left onto the second sector of the parcours. This part was not easy: about 1 km long and all steadily uphill at perhaps 2-3 percent. It would be enough to make a difference, given what came before.


This way for journo's

After the top (3 km), there was a gradual descent then another up/down/up to a roundabout in Cavaion (km 5.6), a nice little town overlooking Lake Garda. Then it was a kilometre of flat into a cross/headwind before the final part of the course, which was pretty much all downhill. The first part was gentle but fast enough to hit 50 km/h without trying. Then a sharp left hand turn onto the new asphalt through Calmasino, then another left hander onto the final 1.5 km, which was very slightly downhill. All on beautifully smooth roads. Bliss.

I headed back into town with 45 km on the odometer, now starting to feel very ordinary again. But there was no time for rest, as we had a big night planned!

Scene II: A night at the opera

At 6:30pm Italian time (about 18:45 CEST), the various journo's and their wives/girlfriends/partners that were staying at the Tower Hotel bundled into a bus bound for Verona for an evening of Culture™. First up was a welcome by the Mayor in the City Hall of Verona, where many important people spoke and were presented with various gifts of honour. This was a big thing for Verona and I was suitably impressed, annoyed that I didn't bring my camera.

After that we had a rather pleasant outdoor meal in the piazza opposite the amphitheatre, where we were going to see Rigoletto later on. Given that we paid a ridiculously low two-figure sum for the whole weekend, I guessed that there must some sponsorship involved. After speaking to one of the Italians at dinner, I was informed that our main patron was the president of Mondiali Ciclismo 2004, Giovanni Rana, a big (both literally and figuratively) pasta producer who owned the "Tre Corone" restaurant that we were dining at. The pasta, filled with some sort of potato and egg mix, was superb. I just wished that there were seconds! Alas there were none, but carbo loading is for wimps anyway. This was a meal to be appreciated for its aesthetic quality, not its calorific value.

After bolting down dessert (hey, we were served last), we were herded off to the amphitheatre for a bit of a look at the opera. Tickets? Sorted. Thank you Verona. The opera was Rigoletto, a tragedy by Giuseppe Verdi. A tragedy means that the wrong person dies and in this case it was Rigoletto's daughter Gilda. Sorry to spoil the plot. With the full moon rising over the amphitheatre just as the music began, it was a magical performance.

The somewhat extended intervals meant that it didn't finish until well after midnight, and by the time we were bussed back to Bussolengo, it was after 1:00am. I'm actually used to that with my work hours, but tonight I was dead tired and very grateful to crash into bed again. The sore throat/headache hadn't got any better, but at least it hadn't got worse.

Act IV: Scene I: A day at the races

I set my alarm for 8:10 am, Jeff Jones style, and instantly regretted it when it went off. I'd had far too little sleep in the last week but I had to get up that early in order to eat breakfast, let it digest, then eat lunch at 11:00. My head felt as though it wasn't there and for one of the few times in my life, I really didn't want any breakfast. I forced it down, felt no improvement, and staggered back to bed for two hours. That helped and I felt better by 11:00 for lunch, but still not hungry. It was one of the least enjoyable plates of pasta I've ever eaten, even though it would normally have been quite nice. I even had only half a cup of coffee. I rarely get nervous for a race but this one was an exception.

Then it was time to get ready and load the bikes into the trailer for the bus ride out to the course. It was only 10 km out there, but we being lazy journalists... I also spotted the defending champion Andrea Agostini and Italian legend Francesco Moser outside the hotel and they were looking the business. Today wasn't going to be easy.

We drove out through wine country towards Veronello and I realised that most of the parcours went through vineyards. It was a beautiful day; sunny and 31 degrees, with barely a breath of wind, and I was definitely looking forward to donning my brand new Cyclingnews jersey and doing battle with the Italians on their home turf. There were plenty of them at the sign on, which seemed to take for ever, and I noticed that most of the Italians were wearing the azzurro jerseys as worn by the Italian national team. It looked pretty formidable but I figured that a) at least they were riding for different newspapers, and b) being Italian, the co-operation might not be perfect. All up, there were about 70 men and just 2 women racing. And the women's field was twice the size of last year!

It was time to get changed and I saw that I had been given number 1, which was a bit unnerving as it's normally reserved for the defending champion. Oh well, I hoped that it was a premonition of things to come. I warmed up for 10 km and the legs felt good, so I was eager to get started. We had a minute's silence on the line for the Italian journalist Enzo Baldoni who was killed in Iraq (many of the Italians were wearing black bands today) and we were waved off.

Scene II: Battle in Veronello

You can read a description of what happened in the race here. I really don't like referring to myself in the third person but I guess I was in a good position to know what was going on in the race, and no-one else would have caught the details. I will add a few things from a personal point of view:

Although classed as flat, the course was not so. The Dutch and Belgians weren't impressed, as they know what flat means. The accumulation of sharp hills at the start of the lap, ending with a kilometre long drag, was sufficient to keep the pressure on, and it was a hard course for a peloton to organise a chase on.

My pre-race plan was to wait until the start of lap 6 before attacking, but I quickly realised that I would have to get into a break first in order to narrow the odds. I was very nervous after missing the three man break on the first lap which had Riparbelli - who I'd marked as being a danger man - in it. But Agostini wasn't there and he was an even bigger threat, so I forced myself to be patient. At the start of lap 2, he sprinted up the hill in some ridiculous gear in pursuit and I threaded my way through the damage behind him. He closed the gap well before the top and I realised that he was the strongest guy in the race. It's good to know these things.

We had a pretty nervous second lap after that and as expected, the attacks started again on the third lap climbs. It was still early, but the gaps were starting to appear and I decided along with about 10 others that this was as good a time as any to make a selection. We rode pretty hard for the rest of the lap and had the peloton strung out in pursuit about 10 seconds behind all the time. That was good, because on the fourth lap we could resume the attacking with the peloton already on the rivet, and by the top of the climb there were still about 10 of us, but with a bigger gap. I was doing a lot of work at this stage to ensure that the pace didn't let up, because a lot of people were sitting on. A few kilometres later (on the flat) I helped to get it down to six, and that was better.

Agostini was not pulling hard turns but he was definitely very strong. On the fifth lap he attacked on the flat halfway around the lap and it was interesting to watch as he powered away behind two TV and photo motos. The Belgian Bart de Schampeleire was on the front and losing ground because the Italian Riparbelli was on his wheel - of course he was not going to come round with the only other Italian up the road. I was in third wheel and saw it was a good chance to go after Agostini so I jumped as hard as I could. I felt sorry for Bart, but hey, the Belgians taught me that move! I wanted to get to the finish with the least number of riders possible, preferably one. Unfortunately Riparbelli towed up the French guy (Malle) just as I caught Agostini...and then we were four.

The break was still working OK so I didn't want to attack on lap 6. I guessed that the others would be more tired on the last lap and it would be easier to get a gap. Malle was definitely struggling and sitting on, but we couldn't drop him. Riparbelli wasn't as strong as Agostini, and I thought that perhaps I could get rid of those two on the final lap. Believe me I tried! Agostini put in a dummy attack on the first climb, and I went over the top pretty hard. He was onto me straight away but I kept the pressure on for just a bit longer in order to make the other two chase harder. We rolled together over the next couple of hills and then on the last 1 km drag, Agostini attacked again. I countered as hard as I could, all the way to the top, heart rate very close to maximum. But they were all on my wheel and I knew that that was probably my last chance.

Agostini gave me another opportunity with 3 km to go when he went on the descent. Riparbelli was in second wheel and let the gap open up, while I was in last wheel. I waited until the gap was big enough and then jumped from behind - it wasn't too hard to close the gap but Riparbelli was again towing the French guy back up to us. I caught Agostini just before the sharp corner with 1.5 km to go and I executed my last premeditated tactic, jumping out of the corner with everything I had left to hopefully get a gap on him. He was too strong of course and was onto me immediately. We had (finally) gapped the other two and I rode hard for a bit longer to see if Agostini was interested in going all the way to the finish. Of course he wasn't and there was no way I was going to tow him to the line for second place, so I had to ease up.

We were into the final kilometre and when Riparbelli and Malle (the shadow) caught up, Riparbelli countered which surprised me. I was happy though because he didn't have the kick to get away and Agostini nailed him, with me on his wheel. He slowed and Agostini went to the front for the last 600m, me glued to his wheel. I was in the perfect position, aside for the fact that I can't sprint. It was like a track sprint - we were both out of the saddle, pedalling slowly and watching each other carefully with the occasional flick back to the other two.

I knew I had to wait until 200m to go to jump, but Agostini was confident and went from 300m out. I reacted but this time he had given it full gas and immediately gapped me. There goes the jersey, I thought, as I watched him cross the line with arms raised. I gave it full gas too and thought that I might have second place, but Riparbelli eventually wound it up to come past me with about 50m to go. I was at 193 bpm across the line so I knew I had nothing left. And as far as I was concerned, there wasn't a lot of difference between finishing second and third.

I was disappointed not to get the jersey but at the same time happy to be on the podium. I was also very happy with the way I rode - definitely feeling no effects of illness - and how the race went. I really enjoyed the battle with Agostini: we were both prepared to attack each other until the end and that made for a very satisfying race. It was like a high speed game of chess. Taking an optimistic view, I would say that we were more or less even on the attacking front but he clearly had a much better sprint than any of us. Not having Riparbelli there as a "semi-teammate" for Agostini would not have changed who won, and I have to credit Riparbelli for hanging in there and having enough to get past me at the finish.

Overall it was the best organised race that I've done, which shouldn't surprise me as the same organisers are in charge of the real World Championships. We had full road closures with police escorts, a timing moto, a TV/video moto, a photographer moto and Shimano neutral support, just like in "real" races. I could have done with a few more Aussie-piloted motorbikes to attack behind ;-), but it was a completely and utterly fantastic experience to race that way.

Getting flowers from Mr. Rana, Il presidente

Scene III: The spoils of victory

Unlike most races, we were all instructed to have a shower and get changed before the official presentations. While it would have been a little more spontaneous to have the ceremony right after the race, I quickly understood that this would not be a five minute post-race affair. Suitably freshened up, we all headed out to the large tent set up next to the Veronello sports complex and arranged ourselves in various tables. I sat with the Dutch contingent and indulged in a post-race white wine (ooooohhh dear) and waited for the action.

The prize giving ceremony was fairly long winded, but none of us were in a great hurry so that was OK. Firstly Francesco Moser was awarded as the winner of the Consultants (ex-professionals) category, and he received a trophy and flowers and a few kisses. We moved on through the Women's category, which was twice the size of last year in that it had two finishers. Hats off to Samantha Profumo who had finished with Moser and won her category ahead of Slovenia's Lucia Bosnik. Then the Over 50's category, where our table took first and third with Peter de Groot and Bennie Ceulen, and finally the Under 50's, which included me.

I must say that it was very nice to be on the podium at a World Championship, and we were all endowed with weighty prizes. We each got heavy trophies, a large coffee table book on Lake Garda and flowers. Agostini got the nice green rainbow jersey (green is the colour of the press accreditation at the Tour and many other races) and a digital camera. The president of the AIJC, Jean-Yves Donor, was present as well as representatives of the organisation. Tres bon, even though it was difficult to keep hold of all our prizes on the podium!


Dutch love cheese

The buffet got into full swing after that and there was more prize giving. Everyone's name was put into a large metal hat carried around by two...rather odd looking chaps, and we all took turns in drawing the numbers out, which meant that everyone got a prize. I ended up with an Italian watch which will go nicely with my Credit Lyonnais watch, but some of The Others weren't so lucky. Somehow our table "won" two enormous chunks of parmigiano cheese, and even the Dutch were looking somewhat dubious about taking them home. We asked some of the Italians how much they were worth and were informed in the region of € 100-150! Anyone want to exchange for a jersey?

Epilogue: The journey home

After another night of 4 hours sleep I began the long trip home, which occupied all of Monday. No sleeping compartments this time (I could have done with one) and my stores of echinacea placebos were running low. 16 hours from Bussolengo to Gent - via Switzerland, which was nice. Next time, I'll make sure I get a flight.

[Tuesday, Gent time: Belgian doctor to Jeff: "Boy, you're sick. That'll be 18 euros."]

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

The end is nigh

The Olympics, and thus the world as we know it, is coming to an end and I for one will be happy, although the Vuelta starts a week afterwards. As an Aussie, the final day of track was good to watch today, especially after ye olde smear campaign that our Gallant Aussie Lads were subjected to by one French, M. and Coates, Lord J. in the months leading up to the Games. Take that you buggers!

Up until the 2004 Olympics, Australia had won a grand total of six (6) gold medals in Olympic cycling, i.e. in the last 108 years. Or 104, depending on whether you use discrete methods to count Olympiads. In Athens, the Aussies won six (6) gold medals in one bloody Olympics, with the MTB still to come!

For the benefit of Australian cycling in future, it's clear that Lord Sir John Coates, AM, OBE, TM and bar, must stay!! The negative publicity worked a treat and really got the boys and girls fired up. I say there should be more of it.

Good to see Bayley demolish the opposition in the keirin too. Coming from 300m behind with two laps to go, he wound it up to Maximum Velocity and no-one got close. For a very unassuming, KFC eating 22 year old boy from Perth, it was great.

The upcoming fixture

This weekend is the Journo World's in Verona, which will be my last race for a while I reckon. I haven't had the ideal build up for it as one month of racing in August with not much base training in July has left me a bit short of condition. However, I will do my best. At least the opposition should be a bit less than a kermis race. There are 43 starters (or more), including last year's winner Andrea Agostini, 2002 winner Menno Grootjans, and quite a few others. The race is on Sunday and is 7 laps of a fairly flat (but not dead flat) 10 km circuit.

It looks to be a really well organised and fun weekend too. We get to see Rigoletto (a sort of folk ballet written by Joe Green) on Saturday, and that should be a lark. Haven't been to the Opree for a while. Then there's a bit of a partay on Sunday night. At 1:00pm, before the race, there's something called "fastening of leaden seals" which I reckon must be part of a bizarre Verona/Antarctic hunting ritual. The poor seals will fall through the ice, methinks.

Wippelgem

I did my final kermis yesterday in Wippelgem and it was hard, because there were only 17 starters, including Andre Tcherviakov (from now on known as "Andre"), Litouwers Mindaugas Goncaras and Saulius Sarkauskas, John Saey's Patrick and Nicky Cocquyt and Christophe Bracke. Ouch. It was the strangest race I've ever done too.

a) Because there were so few of us, one of our number, Jurgen Diependaele, made a Pact with everyone on the first lap that we ride together for 6 laps (the race was 14 x 8.2 km laps). That way we would all get a prime, because they were paying three deep, supposedly.

b) We rolled along at 35 km/h for the first four laps, observing the Pact, and I took the second lap prime with a well timed throw of my bike in a crude attempt to make it look like we were actually racing. However, the rest of the bunch riding on the tops of the handlebars probably destroyed the illusion.

c) It started raining. Not a surprise, as it's rained for 15 out of the last 16 days in August. I have been counting. But then it got harder and harder and harder, and with the strong wind made for a really Fun race. I have ridden in a lot of rain during my time, and this was equivalent to the hardest without it actually hailing. It didn't deter anyone from attacking either.

d) Bracke didn't like the Pact and attacked after 4 laps and it was on for young and old. We chased him down and caught him before the end of lap 5. Then on lap 6, Andre the Giant attacked in the Vicious Crosswind Section. I could see it coming from a mile off and stupidly tried to go with it, but amazingly I didn't have the legs. Sarkauskas, Goncaras and Patrick Cocquyt did, and the four of them rode off into the rain and were never seen again.

e) That left 13 of us, and as the Pact was now broken, it became an attack-fest for the rest of the race. Much pain. Much hurt. Bracke pulled out about halfway after sprinting across the line and turning left into the kleedkamers, which was pretty funny I thought.

f) I felt OK early on and got in most of the breaks, but then I started to feel it a bit and got dropped a few times with some Others. Much chasing. Much more pain. There were 10 of us left with about 3 laps to go, and two guys skipped off the front and they were gone. I was mentally a bit beaten by then, even though the rest were now just as knackered. In the last two km, pretty much everyone attacked and I should have gone with one of them but didn't, and was left to sprint it out for 11th place with three Others. 13th was the result. But I got a 10 euro prime :-)

g) I now have two elderly supporters (actually a couple more than that now), who recognised me at the start and yelled out "Hello Sjefke". Pretty funny, so I had a chat to them. Pity it was me last race for the year here, but maybe I'll renew the acquaintance next year.

h) How did I get this far?

I'll update with more news on Tuesday.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Nearly Time

One week to go until Journo World's! The trick is actually getting there. I've got most of the journey planned via Europe's extensive rail network, but I end up in Verona at 5:37am on Saturday morning after an overnight train on Friday. The race is on Sunday then I come back Monday with another 15 hour train trip. What fun that will be.

I think the hardest part could be getting from Verona to my hotel in Bussolengo (about 15km), but I'll try to get a taxi. Of course it would have been easier to catch a cheapo flight, but none of them were really suitable. Some wouldn't carry bikes, others went from Charleroi international airport early in the morning, and there's no way I want to go there. Charleroi is a town for laying down and avoiding.

Anyway I've been gripped by Olympic fever this week and gold, gold, gold etc. Very thrilling. I have five or six channels covering different or the same bits of the Olympics, so there's never a dull moment. Actually the track has been OK with 345 world records being set in the opening four sessions. Go Ulmer, Meares, Aussie pursuit etc. They should have a trivial pursuit at the Olympics. It doesn't have to be long - maybe only 2-3 metres. But to win you have to answer a stupid question like how many of Bill Shakespeare's Pies or Monkeys does it take to bash out a meaningless blog once or twice a week? I know the answer to that one.

The racing fixture of choice last week was in Evergem, and I won't go into too many details but I probably will anyway. There were 71 starters, up from the 21 last year (where I finished 20th due to the stem coming loose and another guy puncturing), and this was surprising. Apart from the usual suspects, viz. Willems and Cocquyt, there was also a German team from Germany: TEAG Team Kostritzer, and a Luxembourg team from Luxembourg: CCI Differdange. Why? I dunno. Don't they have homes to go to?

It was also incredibly windy with the odd rain shower. 19 laps of a 5.8 km course, with the finish straight all light pavers and the back section a bit rough. I stayed out of trouble for about the first half, and 16 had got away by then. In the second half myself and a few others went about launching an offensive against the Germans, who were blocking things as they had two guys in the break. They would jump on every attack then slow the pace down to 30km/h. Sorry, you don't do that in a kermis!

Four guys managed to get clear through sheer bloody mindedness, then three more, and with about 3-4 laps to go I got away with an Irish guy named Rory who basically dragged me up to the next group of three. He kept signalling for me to come through but if he wasn't going to slow down to a respectable pace there was no way I was gunna fall for the three card trick.

Anyway, the five of us got working and put a bit of a gap into the German-led peloton. We got the bell with 2 laps to go and on the last lap we could see the Germans coming back. Bugger that for a joke. Rory and I worked pretty hard to keep our noses in front and Rory did this ridiculous turn for the last 2 km. I was on his wheel, and again I had no gas to come past despite frantic elbow flicks. I could see the bunch wasn't going to catch us so I signalled for the other three guys to come round and I rolled in for 25th behind them. Rory got beaten by two of them and was annoyed. I dunno why. If he's going to do a stupidly hard turn for the last 2 km then he's got no excuse!

I went to get my money but number 37 had already claimed 25th (I was no. 57). I explained to the judges that I came in ahead of the peloton and they admitted they could have buggered it and believed my trusting, honest face and gave me a bit of dough for 25th, but I didn't make it into the official results.

I was still a bit knackered on Sunday (today) for the Berchem ride, but did it anyway and just tried to take it steady as I still want to race on Tuesday (last one). It was good training, and Eddy, Guido, Guy Callens and I were doing most of the work. We had eight(?) left at the end this time, and one guy who had not done a single turn the whole day had the nerve to sprint. I ask you. But Eddy was onto him like a flash and as I was on Eddy's wheel, it was the perfect leadout for the dash to the café. Actually Eddy waved me through once he caught the other guy, so justice was done!

If I can do that in Verona next Sunday I'll be happy. But the main thing is to do the race and not have any mishaps. I'll try to remember to pump the tyres up and stuff.

Video clip of choice: Another Day, by Ruff and Jam featuring Nina Babet. Tres amusing. "Your driving's a little on the edge, but I like a woman with character" says the driving instructor to Nina after she trashes the car by pursuing her ex-boyfriend, who she spots with another girl early on in the piece. And it's filmed in Antwerp (or is it Amsterdam?)

Monday, August 16, 2004

Gold gold gold

I'm really getting into the Olympic spirit, completely and utterly inspired by the bravery of our athletic corpse in Athens, Greece. What inspired me the most was the gallant and gracious gesture of women's road race silver medalist Judith Arndt, who I believe truly embodies the Olympic Spirit®. Onya Judith! You beaut!

The cool thing about the Olympics for us was that both road race gold medalists (Bettini and Carrigan) are Cyclingnews DiaristsTM. You see, it's all a demonstration of the fact that Cyclingnews actually dictates the outcomes of races before they happen. Woe betide those who refuse to be interviewed or write diaries for us before big events. They invariably suffer eternal damnation i.e. they crash.

But onto the serious results. Guido Huysman smashed his own record in the Schelde TT (Tweebruggen Prijs) and won it for the third year in a row. Onya Guido! You're getting quicker as you get older. Just wait until you're 71, then you'll have the record under 11 minutes I reckon. Chapeau!

For myself personally like, I did manage to get down to Aalst last week for a race, after the Lovendegem non-event. Unfortunately I wasn't really switched on mentally at all (too much work), so I just sat in the bunch for about half of it and was too far back when it split to buggery. The legs weren't too bad, but we were pulled out after two hours @ 42km/h on a very bumpy, very up and down course. I was just out of the money in 44th/74 starters, but that was my own silly fault. You simply can't ride down the back for the whole damn race and expect to finish in a good place. Still, it was OK training and the pootjes were good enough.

I got a little more motivated for Langerbrugge yesterday, because I know the course well, having raced it four times in the past, and I also had these very trick deep rimmed carbon wheels on. They're called Lightweights, and they're made in Germany. Many of the top pro's use them e.g. Bettini, Ullrich, Garzelli, so I reckon they'll do me. They're over €2000 a pair though...

In fact, the wheels had a very motivational effect on me. I wanted to use the race as training, so I made sure I was in the top 20 for pretty much all of it. Missed the first break of course, but I went in many attacks in the first hour and also contributed to the chain gang which got working at one stage to bring the break back. We averaged 44.5 km/h for the first hour, and brought all but three of the break back. They stayed away and Dariusz Strole won again, just like he did in Wondelgem earlier this year.

Once I got into the habit of getting in all the moves, it was actually very hard to get out of it, even though I could feel myself slowing down at halfway. I just kept going forward and sprinting after anything I could, in the hope that I could get in the next break. I guess that's the way to race these anyway, although it's better to pick your moment a bit more. I reckon I attacked about 20-30 times.

The bunch was pretty ragged with about three laps to go, and that's when the next break went (going for fourth place). With two to go, I saw an opportunity to get in the next group (going for 9th or 10th) but I didn't have the conviction. It probably would have saved me some pain later.

With just over one 8 km lap to go, the heavens opened and it absolutely poured down on us. I found Hilton McMurdo's wheel and stuck to it as he hammered off the remnants of the bunch with one other guy, picking up various stragglers in the first part of the last lap. It was all I could do to hang on, but I felt bad about it and did a turn when we were very close to catching the next group (that had escaped on the previous lap). That was one turn too many, and I found myself running the engine dry. I sat up and sucked down the rest of my squeezy and waited for the next group of four, which contained AKIRA. I did a total of one turn in that group, just for show, and then rolled in behind them for 28th. There were 59 starters, so that's not too bad. Hilton got 13th - I knew the wheel to be on :-)

All up, I did 120 km in 2:46:30, while the winner Strole finished in 2:45:00. Afterwards I just sat in the kleedkamers for a while without moving, waiting for the rain to ease up and for my energy to come back. I felt utterly drained, which was a good feeling because I knew that I had gone all out. Unlike Aalst where I still had plenty of energy left, just not the will to get involved. In theory, with a few days of taking it easy, I should be stronger for the next race in Evergem.

Interesting fact: It's rained every day for the last week.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Lek

The plan was to race in Lovendegem today. Despite threatening clouds and rain all morning (much needed, I might add), it dried up in the afternoon and was actually a perfect day for racing. The circuit was similar to the one I rode in 1999, but because some of the cobbled finishing straight has been dug up, somehow the course looped back and did both remaining thirds of the finishing straight in opposite directions. I got to experience only a bit of this, as after 3 km I punctured! Nothing wrong with the tyre, I just must have hit some glass or gravel on the back section. Quelle bunch of arse, I say.

I was offered a wheel by the guy in the broom wagon, but I would have had to have ridden back to the start/finish to get it. An utter waste of time. I handed my number in and went for a ride, throwing in a few intervals for good measure. Grumble.

At least I got my licence back.

Arthur, the movie

Saw Arthur (as in King, Excalibur, but not Morgan le Fay), and it was OK. Plot was different than the standard and was supposed to be based on the "real" story. Set in about 450 AD, Artorius of Rome, or possibly Wome, leads his faithful knights, inc. Lancelot, Gawain, Galahad, Tristan de Cuhna, Bors (coolest), and Dagonet (also very cool) against the enemies of Wome in Gweat Bwitain. He wescues Guinevere, who is an enemy of Wome, and then changes his mind a bit about his alleigances and massacres the Saxons with the help of the Woads. 'Cos all Woads lead to Wome, as we know. Boom boom.

Olympics

The phrase "couldn't be arsed" is ringing around my sole surviving brain cell at the moment when it comes to getting motivated for the 'lympic Games. The road races are supposed to be this weekend. Maybe they'll cancel them or something. It's just a bit over the top after the July Tour madness. Make it stop.

Stuey, Valverde, Bettini, Ullrich will probably be up there with a shout. There are other events too, such as the synchronised souvlaki eating competition on the fifth day, and that should be a hoot. Set your VCRs and DVDs to record for that one.

Berchem

I have been solicited to write a report from last Sunday's Berchem ride, which I did, so I can. 'Twas a warm day, but I've finally gotten used to the terrible heat so that wasn't a problem. We did the old parcours, which is 82.5 km on my cyclo-computer, which can do Hartree Fock Theory and quantum tunneling calculations if you press the "set" button together with the "mode" button. Nifty, eh? Amazing what you can do with Japanese miniaturisation.

Not sure how many of us started but on each climb there were fewer. The Kid was there again, as was Guido, who is in his final preparation phase for the Tweebruggenprijs along the Schelde this week, and Snelle Eddy, who is looking fit. The Kid seemed stronger than last week and kept doing these rather painful turns, so I thought we were all for it in the second half. Well, the eight or nine of us who were left at that point.

The Kid had been doing a bit of work, so when we got to Frasnes-lez-Anvaing (approx km 55 or km 95 from Gent) I went to the front so I could just mosey on up the climb at my own pace and damn the consequences. We went a bit slower on the climb than last week, which was like a Spanish attack-fest, but at the top there were just four of us left: mij, Snelle Eddy, Guido and another guy with a funky black/gold skinsuit type situation. That meant...

...The Kid was dropped!!!

Although only by 100m or so, and even though Eddy drilled it over the top of the climb, I thought The Kid would get back on behind a car that was waiting to pass us. Somehow he didn't, even though the gap was probably only 30m on the descent. And after what he did to us last week, we weren't going to hang around. You see, cycling is all about revenge and one-upmanship. Forget this teamwork crapola. You gotta beat your mates when you get the chance! Naturally, this doesn't apply to me :-)

So the four of us kept working while The Kid was gradually falling further back. I seriously thought he was just toying with us, ready to pounce on the steep climb up to the chapel with about 15 km to go. But no. I can only surmise that he'd done something silly like race the previous day, or didn't have his weetbix for brekky.

On the aforementioned climb to the chapel, it was my turn again so I went a bit harder, and we were three at the top with Eddy and Guido. Eddy had already told us that he wasn't going to finish today, which I thought was a bit odd, but I didn't question his motives. He actually wasn't doing any work by that stage.

I still thought Eddy would finish with us, because he was there just before the final climb (Hotonde) with about 3 km to go. But then he waved ta ta and headed off down the hill towards Ronse. So then there were two, and having done a goodly session of training I wasn't going to attack Guido for the finishing cafe sprint. I think Guido would have held on anyway, as he is in good condition now, just at the right time. I'm tipping him to win the TT for the third year in a row!

Final time: 82.5 km in 2:15:00, which was 3 min quicker than last week, which was only 80 km. For me it was the quickest Berchem ride of the year, so that's a plus.

Now it's just a matter of not having mechanical problems during a race. Still waiting on my cranks from the slowest bike shop in the world. The big chainring is not what it used to be...

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Blog of Ages

This will be long, as I have All the Time in the World (cue James Bond theme). I make no apologies. The beer hasn't kicked in yet, but it will. Why am I drinking beer? Because it's 30 degrees, thus Damn Hot. Also I just demolished everything in the fridge/cupboard/secret food hiding places so beer is the last resort. Yes, I done a race today and with the riding there and back it was over 160 km all up. That makes one thirsty in this heat.

But first, this week's moofie. I been waiting all July to see Spiderman II so I took the opportunity to do so. I seen all the ads and music videos on my non-blown up telly, so I was definitely keen. I liked the first one. The second one is much the same, although the villain is different because the Green Goblin, aka Willem Dafoe aka Jørgen Bo Petersen was killed in the last ep.

Instead the new villain is Dr Otto Octavius, who ends up with a whole lotta mechanical arms and a chip controlling his thoughts after he tried the old cold-fusion-in-a-bathtub experiment. But the cool thing is that the Green Goblin's son, aka James Franco looks like Filippo Pozzato. Cool, hey? And I reckon Dolph Lundgren is Raimondas Rumsas, just a bit bigger.

Back to the plot, such as it is. Or isn't. I think Dr Octavius wants to go further with cold fusion, and more power to him I say. But he keeps getting foiled by Spiderman. The other thing that happens is a much overdone love triangle between Spidey, MJ Watson (the love interest) and her husband to be, let's call him Bruce to save confusion. It's very overdone but this is a comic strip so that can be expected. All parties are more or less satisfied in the end. But I suspect there will be a Spiderman III.

Lokeren

The midweek racing fixture of choice was out at Lokeren today. There's a music festival on there at the moment, which means they were playing Madonna's Holiday over the loudspeakers at the start. I done the inaugural edition of this race last year and I remember it was pretty ordinary: 35 degrees, lost one of my bottles on the first cobbled section and had to call it quits after 60 km. This year it wasn't quite 35 degrees but it was over 30, so I set out from Gent with a total of 5.25 litres of water in various bottles. It was a 25 km ride but I had the sun at my back and there was a light breeze blowing from somewhere, which gladdened the heart.

<Rachmaninov interlude>

En route, I was caught up by various and sundry members of Staf Boone's Kingsnorth International Wheelers. AKIRA Wong was there, as was the Welsh Mari Lwyd, whose name is Ian. Funny name for a skeletal grey mare, but I guess you gotta call them something. Also two Pommie guys and Matt Chessum, so it was truly an International mix of Wheelers.

The sign on cafe was on the main road, as were the kleedkamers, so it wasn't too much drama to find. But on getting there, we found that there was an actual queue to sign on! I was surprised, as we ended up with over 80 starters including a delegation from France. It looked a bit like their track team actually. Two guys had rainbow stripes on their sleeves and one of them was Jerome Neuville, who won the world madison and points race champs on the track (I think). It didn't really matter, as these races are always hard no matter who turns up. It was a good quality field and that was fine by me - only way to improve is by racing against those better than you.

Local lad Mario Willems was here too. He is a top rider and is the favourite in any race he enters. He's good enough to turn pro but prefers the amateur lifestyle - he can win lots of races, make a decent amount of money from bonuses, and works for a living. Nice bloke too. We had a chat to him in the kleedkamers.

We rocked up to the start and were all set to go, but there was a problem as the police hadn't cleared the whole parcours and were still out there. This took over half an hour, and was a pain in the arse, not to mention hot. Darren Young and Nathan Clarke (from Tassie) reckoned that they had found a cafe around the back and were checking the quality of its (liquid) wares. The announcer didn't know what had happened. Nor did we.

The race finally started sometime after 15:30 and much to my dismay, there was to be no shortening of the parcours. We had to do 13 laps of 8.6 km, with two cobbled sections a lap. The first was 400m long and was pretty rough, but there was a gutter you could ride in and slowly destroy your wheels by hitting drainage grates and sand. I chose this option, as it was still faster. The second sector was about 800m long and led right up to the start/finish. It wasn't as rough, but there was nowhere to hide. It was also slightly uphill.

After last year's experience, I took an extra 500mL bidon in my back pocket, even though one of the Kingsnorth begeleiders (the kiddie) offered to give me a bottle. But I declined, remembering Andrew Benson's experience a couple of months back. This turned out to be a good option, as both of them stood on the bottom half of the course which was the fastest section. At a minimum we were lined out doing 50 km/h along there; at a maximum I hit 57.5 km/h. It wasn't downhill either. So these two goons were standing there every lap, holding out bottles, while they could see that it was flat stick in the peloton and everyone was glued to the wheel in front at eyeball popping speed. I remarked to Ian, the Welsh Mari Lwyd, and AKIRA, that they could be better served by having the begeleiders stand after the start/finish, where the speed was never much over 40 km/h. They both agreed, but it was Too Late Now.

I'd better get on with this race report.

After 1 km of warmup at 28 km/h, we then started going at a heinous speed for several laps. On the smooth bits of the course, no matter where we were, the speed was always 48-50 km/h. It was a bit slower on the cobbles and the corners, three of which were cobbled out of spite (I thought). We averaged nearly 44 km/h for the first hour, which I guess is standard for this quality field, and there were some breakaways. Don't ask for names.

My aim was merely to stay out of trouble and complete the distance. I felt OK so I thought if there was still a chance in the last four laps, I'd get involved in the action. I was navigating the cobbles and corners pretty well, and felt 10% better than last Saturday. Well, that's a qualitative engineering-type 10% anyway.

We did manage to bring back the early break(s) after about 5-6 laps, probably because they were too big and no-one wanted to work. I snuck up to the front to see what was happening and after a couple of laps managed to get away in a nice group of about 20-25. I rolled through for a couple of turns but people were more interested in looking behind rather than actually working so it collapsed/imploded into the kermis breakaway black hole. So much energy for such a non-result.

We slowed down markedly after 7 laps as people started to get tired of going at heinous speeds in the heat. But even when we slowed down to what felt like a crawl, the bunch was strung out nearly all the time. Of course, with about 5 laps to go a break of what I think was 28 riders did get away and stayed away. Mario Willems won (I think) and good on him. I honestly didn't notice that many riders go off the front, but I did notice that the peloton had suddenly got small, thin and weedy. I hoped it was merely attrition and that we were in with a shout of a top 15, but it was not to be.

I spent the next few laps trying to get in a move but didn't really have the sustainable legs. Getting there though, and a couple more races I should be back to where I was before I wasn't. Had a go on the last lap too, but folks started to speed up for some reason. Dunno why. I got into a decent posi for the "sprint" on the cobbles, but I couldn't really give it the works because my big chainring is worn out and would skip at inopportune times (getting a new crankset tomorrow, I hope). Actually the real reason was that I was basically knackered. I think I ended up about 40th, well out of the money today but pretty happy with the way things went, as the objet d'exercise was to get a goodly number of kilometres in at race speed. I had an average of 42 km/h at the finish too.

Unfortunately, when I got back into the kleedkamers, I couldn't find my licence! I turned my bag out but no dice. I figured I must have left it at the sign on, so when I went back to hand my number in I asked the officials for it. I got the impression that they had found my licence, and they told me to ask down at the bar for it. I did this, but the bar manager said 'nope' and told me to ask the officials upstairs. I did this, but the officials said 'nope' and told me to ask the bar manager downstairs. I did this, but the bar manager said 'nope' and told me to ask the officials upstairs. I did this (are you sure you don't have it?), but the officials said 'nope' and gave me a number to phone to get a replacement.

I was not plussed but I couldn't do anything so I set off home. After a few kms, one of the officials pulled up beside me and said that they've found my licence (upstairs...) and will send it to me post-haste. Fine. I hope I can get it back to race in Bottelare on 't weekend.

It was quite a pleasant ride home in the evening heat and I actually felt quite good. Journo World Championships are at the end of August near Verona, Italy, so I'm hoping I'll have the necessary form to do well. Of course, after the 2002 debacle, even getting to the start line will be a victory for me! Oh god, the scars...I have yet to do a Journo World's, so hopefully this'll be the first!

Wow, this post took more than two complete Rachmaninov Piano Concerti to write. The beer still hasn't kicked in at all, but that's probably a good thing.

Sunday, August 01, 2004

It is Happening Again

It's not quite Twin Peaks, and I'm not quite that funny looking dude or Kyle or Stan or Bob for that matter. No, it's something udderly mundane: me first race back in Merelbeke. This won't take long.

'twas brilling, and a warmish sort of a day - 30 degrees, sunny with a light wind. The race was very close by but the course was cod ordinary. 25 laps of 3.5 km, with 800m of cobbles per lap, a little hill over the railway after the cobbles, and 8 corners. It wasn't a course where you could sit in and watch the world go by, gently turning over the pedals behind the wheel in front. Oh no, there was none of that. Even the tailwind wasn't much use because it was across the cobbles. Argh.

It was an Open race, which tend to be slightly easier than kermis races because there are less toppers. But we still had guys like big bad Bart Velghe and Tom Vlerick and more besides among the modestly sized field of 32 (ik denk). First lap on the cobbles was ok, as a few of us got on the bike path which was smooth. But then the commissaire waved us off it, saying we had to ride on the cobbles. Bugger and curses.

It took approx. drie ronden for the field to explode as a group of 11 got off the front and waved ta-ta. Being as it was my first race back and in the heat to boot, my two stroke heart/lung engine was not really up to doing much in the way of chasing or attacking. But I knew that with a course like this and the warm weather, it was going to be a race of elimination and the idea was to stay out of trouble.

Once the 11 rode off into the sunset, the rest of us set about making the group a bit smaller. After about 35 km I think we were left with a very sociable eight man group, although with three riders from the same team in there it wasn't that easy.

The group formed again and yet again as endless eons wheeled and passed. I was one of the eons getting wheeled and passed all the time, but I persisted. We got the Word after 14 laps that we had 3 laps to go, which prompted more attacking. I was not in the mood and couldn't do much about it when three guys sorta sidled off the front on the cobbles. They were the strongmen anyway, so Order was maintained instead of Primal Chaos reigning.

On the last lap I thought 'bugger this, I've got buckleys in a sprint on cobbles so I'll try to give the rest the slip'. I went with about 2 km to go, just as a couple of riders had got on the back of our now three man group. That gave me the breathing space to execute my cunning plan and I took off up the back section in pursuit of a Glorious 15th place. Unfortunately I was foiled when one guy took it upon himself to chase after me. Dang. I held him off until 200m to go but he cheated and went onto the footpath for most of the cobbled section/finish straight and thus, my huge prize was somewhat diminished and I finished 16th.

I complained to the commissaires but they just said "No problems" - even though they believed me and probably saw it - so the results stood. Rafferty's rules. Still, I made me point.

So it was an expected result for the first race back. Need to get the turbo extension for my two-stroke, but a few more races and it should kick in.

On Sunday (that would be today) I did the Berchem ride for the first time in aaaaaaaages (> 2 months). Henk, of fietstocht fame, was there also for the first time. We started off slowly but the pace picked up when the Kid decided to do some training in the second half. Damn he's strong. I followed him on one of the last climbs and just got his wheel, but had problems holding it even on the downhill! On the next climb, which I reckon is the hardest, I kept his wheel right to the top before the mind wasn't willing any more and I let him go. HR < 180 which was good - much better than last time when he dropped me on that same climb. There just wasn't that extra bit of fuel in the tank, due to yesterday's race.

I then rode home via some very cool back roads with Henk, who really knows this area of Flanders. I hear that he's planning another fietstocht to the Carrefour de l'Arbre (part of Paris-Roubaix) soonish...that should be a whole lotta fun.

Finally, allez Stuey O'Grady for being the first Aussie to win a World Cup! Way to go dude!